Due to matters outside of my control, my entire collection of writings has been COMPROMISED. Just as I was nearing the completion of my MANIFESTO to the world, my MAGNUM OPUS, it was taken from me. Pried from my very hands. I was minding my own business, in the middle of putting my musings to the page, when I was suddenly ASSAULTED. The hoodlums at my school KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS TO THE GROUND and STOLE my life’s work from me. They then proceeded to read off every word to the whole school, MOCKING ME. TAINTING EVERY SINGLE WORD. PERVERTING MY ART into their pathetic excuse for a form of music. Even if I was able to somehow retrieve my stolen pages, I would have had no choice but to throw them away. Every single letter had been completely DEFILED by those philistines. Not even the burning of the Library of Alexandria compares to what this pitiful loss which I have faced. Even when I attempt to reconstruct my work page by page it is not the same. It is as if those cretins have PILLAGED my mind and SALTED THE EARTH of my creativity. So I have no choice but to fully start anew. I consider the digital word inferior to the written word, but I must make do. While I will miss the feeling of painting my rage onto my canvas of loose leaf, the security that comes with this blog is invaluable. Thus begins a new era in MY PUTRID EXISTENCE.
